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In a recent interview with the television news program 60 Minutes, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is asked by the correspondent Scott Pelley to describe what, if anything, he admires about U.S. President George Walker Bush. A seasoned dodger, Ahmadinejad replies coolly that he doesn’t know the man well enough to comment; during which his well kempt beard and beady eyes are besieged by a smirk, not uncharacteristic of the man, simmering with barely restrained cockiness and disdain. This scene—minus the presence of a silky necktie adorned with the stars and stripes of Ahmadinejad’s nemesis—bares an uncanny similarity to a scene near the end of The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters, the new documentary that is one of the top five best reviewed films of the year.

In the scene from the film, Billy Mitchell, the movie's real life “co-star” and the world’s longstanding, sternly hirsute Donkey Kong champion, sits calmly at a booth inside Rickey’s, a hot wing restaurant he owns and operates in Hollywood, Florida. Asked if his opinion of one Steve Wiebe—the not unlikable number two seed in Donkey Kong and the film’s other co-star—has been made more positive after their competitive encounters on and off camera, Mitchell comments with a smirk that he has no comment. In the uncomfortable silence that follows, the camera lingers patiently on Mitchell’s face and eyes and, like a psych-out, captures his stare, one that could burn the eyes out of a skull quicker than his signature hot sauce.

There are no overt political messages, agendas or parallels to current administrations in The King of Kong. But it is a supremely well-made movie with a goofy premise—focusing on an unexplored microcosm of diehard, fully grown nerds passionate about obtaining high scores in classic arcade games—that manages to say more about the dire state of current bureaucratic world politics than recent films tackling such deadlocked affairs head-on like Redacted, Syriana and The Kingdom.

That is to say, witnessing Bill Mitchell, a smart, middle-aged man, figuratively pound his chest and flash his superiority for nearly two hours on screen, at times behaving just like the same numbskull ape named after an ass that has ineffectively taunted him level after level, point after point for decades, is not only funny as hell, but an ingenuous portrait of our road to it. The King of Kong is the rare documentary, on a comical subject no less, that transcends. Much of Hollywood has taken notice.

Somewhere, whether in the back of his mind, in an office looking over a script, or at Bar 107 in downtown Los Angeles, where ignore met up with him for a photo shoot, beers and a few failed world record attempts on a Donkey Kong machine, King of Kong’s director Seth Gordon is considering new outlets and possibilities to utilize the jackpot of material he scored when making his lauded feature debut.

"Because of the nature of the sale and the complexity of Kong’s theatrical distribution, I don’t think we’ll ever feel like we’re finished with this project,” says Gordon. “We haven’t had a chance to really celebrate yet because it doesn’t feel like it’s finished.”

This summer Seth signed a deal at New Line Cinema to direct a fictional adaptation of The King of Kong, admitting in our interview that the studio has mentioned Johnny Depp as a possible star, as rumors have suggested. With the remake now being written by Michael Bacall, Seth is focusing on the upcoming DVD to the original, which will follow-up on core and peripheral gamers in the film and possibly clear-up the loud nerd squabble that has streaked across the Internet in the last month like a gassy Millennium Falcon. While the remake, the DVD and his many non-KoK projects are discussed further down, Seth also had plenty of keen notions regarding the interpretation of his debut, which is now playing at select theaters in North America.

“People should be thinking about larger themes—authority, government, what it means to be an outsider, a winner, a loser, and the psychology of all that—when they see [King of Kong]. All of those issues come into play when we’re talking about being the best, being dominant, and being in charge. And the quote [that appears in the film] connects with all of those themes as well,” says Gordon, adding, “But those themes, we didn’t expect them when we started.”

The quote Gordon references? It’s by notorious Beat writer William S. Burroughs. Its appears at the start of KoK and serves as a contextual umbrella for everything that follows. It reads on-screen: “We are a war universe. War all the time. There may be other universes, but ours seems to be based on war and games.”

In the film, these “games” are classic arcade games like Donkey Kong and Pac-Man, a worldwide phenomenon since their original roll-out in the early 1980s. The first perfect score in Pac-Man (there have only been five perfect scores in an estimated 10 billion plays) was finally achieved by the film’s co-star Billy Mitchell in 1999. To put that feat into perspective for rusty hands, according to an article in Oxford American Mitchell’s perfect game “required navigating 256 boards, and eating every single possible pellet, fruit, and ghost, for the highest possible score of 3,333,360, all without dying once.” The final nine pellets or “nine dots” as Mitchell refers to them had to be sought and consumed in a final level or "kill screen" in which half the screen is not visible to the player. No gag, the level was left incomplete like an afterthought by Japanese game developers. It would never be seen; Mitchell’s feat was sort of like reaching the far ends of space and finding a half-smoked joint and some Twinkie wrappers.

Like most gamers on, excuse, near his level, Billy Mitchell considers Donkey Kong a far more difficult game to master than Pac-Man.

Which brings us to the “war” in Burroughs’ quote; the war in the film is for the world’s highest score in Donkey Kong and it is still being waged between Mitchell, the Florida hot sauce king and Steve Wiebe (note: pronounced wee-bee, does not rhyme with “dweeb”), a school teacher in Redmond, Washington. When Seth and his pals began to seriously consider making a documentary on competitive classic arcade gaming they found that, while high scores come from all over the globe, the more fierce wars in the subculture seemed confined, curiously, to the United States.

“In America, we are much more interested in creating a personal legacy that will endure—that’s part of what American culture, our culture, teaches us; to somehow put together an accomplishment that outlives you. In this case, it’s being the best in the world at Donkey Kong. It’s not a surprise to me that two Americans are the best," says Gordon. "These are grown men and it’s a ‘never say die’ kind of thing, they’re committed to this task. I mean, these guys all have an innate talent, and a lot of people who see the film ask me why they aren’t working for NASA and putting their intellectual gifts to better use. And I think most people who haven’t seen the film expect this to be a ridiculous thing these guys are doing. But I have a real respect for their attempt to make history and get a score that will last forever. I think that is pretty fucking cool.”

What is not fucking cool, but cool to watch and the reason why Mitchell vs. Wiebe is the greatest video game rivalry since Masters of Doom (save those emails: The Wizard was fiction), is the flurry of shady back room calls, official rules limbo, contradictory verification processes, questionable alliances, referee sweet talking, silly taunting and an unforgettable random house-call by Men-in-Black (Doom T-shirts) that Steve Wiebe faces after submitting a tape of himself toppling a single high score in DK. Seth and the KoK crew managed to be there for all of these shenanigans and it results in ridiculously heightened stakes and intense drama. Imagine Goodfellas meets Heavy Metal Parking Lot. This kind of low behavior is typical in, well, Hollywood and the publishing industry and ideologue wars and amongst roommates with piles of unclaimed dishes in the sink, but c’mon, has over-30 bureaucracy really punctured the boyish sanctuary that is Donkey Kong?

CONTINUE: Seth talks Christmases with Vaughn, Kong controversy, Super Paper Mario: The Movie? >>>

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1. Super Maxx on 10/02/2007 - 16:13
Another all around fantastic article.
2. @*@ on 10/02/2007 - 16:42
heh heh who devolved ???
3. SPM on 10/02/2007 - 21:20
Making Super Paper Mario into a movie is a stupid idea. Admit it Ignore. This guy says he wants to make a movie that is both 2d and 3d. THAT is what all 3d movies are already. There is something really fishy about King of Kong as well. I saw it and I swear half the movie is fixed.
4. billy bitchell on 10/03/2007 - 00:11
I saw Billy Bitchell as I'm fond of calling him now on MTV last month. The guy is a teetotaling asshole of the highest order. It does not surprise me that he's unhappy with the documentary, which is a must see. Sorry Billy Bitchell, God was busy that day and couldn't work film you bitching.

Billy Bitchell calls his son Little Billy? You can't be serious.
5. cherryspryte on 10/03/2007 - 09:50
Wow. This is purdy.
6. Tom Cruise as Mitchell on 10/03/2007 - 13:11
hahahah the perfect role for scientology boy
7. ghouls and goblins on 10/03/2007 - 16:41
What the dude needs to make iz that NES cartridge ghouls and goblins. super paper mario bros iz gay. Where is his movie playing, in only ny/la? And going from a documentary to a movie with big ass stars like that is a big bowl of crazy. Was his family in showbiz because if he had those ties it would make sense to me.
8. snorange rhymes with orange on 10/03/2007 - 23:28
but nice photography
9. his movie is inaccurate and biased on 10/04/2007 - 11:58
oh no, billy mitchell likes to run his mouth. big goddamn deal guys. he is and will forever be a champion. gordon seems like a greedy prick and steve wiebe is a born loser. end of story.
10. Ick on 10/04/2007 - 12:19
Saw this on Film Ick. Can't wait for the dvd.
11. Nice Boy on 10/04/2007 - 14:02
It's nice to see someone from Yale carve out such a promising career!
12. Yale, Harvard, Faggots on 10/04/2007 - 14:42
#11
Eat a dick
13. battlestar113 on 10/04/2007 - 16:46
good article. why didnt you speak to the gamers? i'm sure they aren't exactly booked right now.
14. Eva Mendes Bendover on 10/06/2007 - 13:58
article's design pwns fellas.
15. damn dirty apes on 10/09/2007 - 09:58
this film played awful at my local theater. played for a week, then it was replaced by resident evil 3.
16. #12 on 10/09/2007 - 13:53
You're a dick.
17. seth gordon on 10/12/2007 - 22:39
he seems like a real geek. i hope he makes his dream super mario movie.
18. Best Movie of 2007 on 10/16/2007 - 00:41
If you disagree, name a better movie.

Kok is classic by all standards
19. Fucking Loved It on 11/02/2007 - 15:22
Thank you for introducing me to this fucking amazing movie Ignore!! After I was done watching it illegally I had to come back read the article all over again. The parallels with the current politics is something I never would have thought about if I hadn't read your mag online. I have to agree that Billy wasn't a villain but a cocky badass. Can't imagine what the fictional version will be like, but Seth Gordin is a great director and if he's onboard, it will be just as great. Peace dudes. Hope to read more great stuff on the site.
20. brian on 11/24/2007 - 15:32
lol... spam comments rule....

anyway nice article
21. SOS on 11/27/2007 - 21:25
Ignore Magazine

Where did you fellas go? Did you go bankrupt?

This movie is a gem covered in Tera Patrick's juices and your article is the giant dildo.

That's a compliment from L.A.! Bring back the blog at least we are dying.
22. patrick on 02/08/2008 - 21:49
faggoty matt damon as steve zwiebe. this could be a great movie if the right people do it. someone will want to be billy bitchell just to have that hair for a full shoot.
23. For Shame on 03/19/2008 - 22:28
Billy Mitchell is a souless bastard who feeds on the dreams of others, I mean come on you've had the damn record for over 20 years give someone else the glory. You've got Dolly Parton for a wife, your hot wing stand and a mullet all of which must be worth something to you, yet you still feel the need to crush peoples spirits on the side. Billy Mitchell is a poor excuse for a decent human being.
24. DeeBye on 04/11/2008 - 11:11
Saw this DVD last night. Steve Weibe is my hero. He's a father, teacher and decent human being. He can look at himself in the mirror, has friends and the respect of those people who matter. Can Bill Mitchell say any of that? Walter May gave Steve the respect and encouragement he rightly deserves.

Mitchell is not a WWII flying ace, a hero or someone to admire. He's not even a human being. Give him a haircut and kick him off the planet. He doesn’t represent my USA.
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