02-12-06

Breaking News!: While we hate to add (margarita?) salt to the wound (womb?), Tony Danza’s daughter, 18-year-old Katie Danza, is on the verge of becoming the University of Miami’s new Lindsay Lohan-like sensation (impersonator?)! We’ve obtained these exclusive pics of glam Katie, um, wearing big shades. Mr. Danza let us introduce you to Ms. Whitely. As we sit in Miami hungover, heads spinning to Roxy Music, we think this shit’s just sababa, almost as greasy-good on this overcast Sunday as a Page Six Axl Rose update.

Miss Danza is currently majoring in Public Relations (“yeees!” - Borat) and belongs to UM’s fab Delta Gamma sorority. And our tipster, ‘wino,’ parlays to us, “She loves partying, Pawn Shop Lounge (zzz), Lohan, diamonds, cristal and dom perignon, vodka, Blow and shooooes!” Does she work? “Oh, ‘def not,’” our tipster says, “but I’m sure The Opium Group will let her host a party or four after ignore posts these. And there’s always Poison Ivy VI.” Ouch.

More Danza insanity!