09-20-06 09-20-06
| We are launching a new section today entitled Discourse. The section will feature Q&As with local personalities. It debuts with an interview conducted by Hunter Stephenson with Fancy and Lara Coppola entitled "It Came From New York." Click here to roll your eyes. |
09-19-06
paparazzo photos of Klaus posse 2006 by Hunter Stephenson / ignore
German Rappers Klaus Swarm Downtown Miami On Friday, while you were shellacking to New Times’ revolutionary new blog, PS14’s Platform was overtaken with U-boat force by German rap-snappers Klaus. Everybody, Bod Body Spray is the BBC running-dog crotch print of 2007! Fresh from East Germany to record a new tentative album tentatively called King of Mix with Scott Storch and that Hogan thing, Klaus (also the name of his posse al a Spank Rock, and the maniac from Fitzcarraldo) serenaded resident DJ Contra for his 38th birthday with future oven-starters like “Klaus’ Train” (sample lyric: “Dance! / Dance!”) and “Klaus’ House” (purported sample lyric: “If you can’t dance to this / You should, you should go take a piss.”) Click if you like to jump. |
Ulrich and Klaus start the dance [unseen Kraus and Straus]. |
| Nothing scores slutty Miami pussy like hipster perspiration, Bod & cigarettes. We asked Klaus what he thought about Miami girls and he looked in the opposite direction and said: “Lame.” |
This is ignore's Sven Barth . "We rent rental cars with one shoe," every Friday.
09-14-06
photo of security guard in Little Haiti by Kevin Dean / ignore
| That’s Not a Baby, It’s a C.H.U.D. Thursday Liam and Noel are reportedly opening a pro-smoking hotel in Miami. Before Zach Braff desecrates one of the top-five comedies ever (he already ruined the Shins), see this brilliant argument against. Pro-FTAA filmmaker gets $180,000 for his effed face, the result of Miami po-po bean bagging him. Hipsters heart Gary Weddle. The Presets perform tonight at Studio A. Lady Sov is booked for November 28. Rolling Stone had Bob Dylan. VICE had electroclash and E40. Pitchfork reaches its generational pinnacle and loudly champions…Girl Talk. [crickets] |
This is ignore's Sven Barth. "Sheena is a parasite," every Friday.
09-05-06
photo by ignore Magazine staff
Night Hawks Rental Wednesday
Mishka NYC had a contest: who could create the best playlist for their insanely repped online radio called the DoomBox! The trophy-taker? Just some fucker from ignore. Twenty-plus tracks, including Awesome New Republic’s “Sneeky,” Gun Club, “Super Stupid” and the Oxfam Glamour Models’s “Kick Out the Grams.” ignore’s Sven Barth discourses the new Lake & Cormega album My Brother’s Keeper. He’ll be down in Miami mid-month to create a playlist(s) for your butts in real time. Watch for pics. Madden 07 ($100 million its first week) has tracks by Spank Rock and the Rapture. Here’s a celebratory blog post with nip/tuck art. Bush brings bin Laden back into the Iraq Mistake sludge. So let’s cover it in “Flat Daddies.” These are military-issued cut-outs of soldiers-slash-fathers that keep soldiers’ children and wives (un) warm at night…just like the real thing. If Christopher Guest made a war film… |
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