"Terrorist Phones" are SRHN and Perfect for Summer

We here at ignore have recently seen lots of cute girls using Jitterbug's octogenary-chic "Easy Emergency" cell phone. Which got us thinking.

What if these girls at malls and cafes were terrorists? They'd probably be using the same perfect-for-summer phones. Because when you've got hair to twirl and bubbles to blow or a body(s) to blow up, three buttons is simple yet stylish.