photo source: Daily Mail UK
“Once the ear has fully developed [performance artist Stelios Arcadious] hopes to get a microphone implanted as well: ‘I hope to have a tiny microphone implanted to it that will connect with a bluetooth transmitter; that way you can listen to what my ear is hearing.’”
Somewhere John McEnroe and Larry David […]

photo: Matt Grayson graphics: Ryan Speer / ignore Magazine
We just launched our latest feature, Sounds Like Kong, and it’s so good we may have to leave our computers and pull a McCandless. In an exclusive interview, director Seth Gordon (the come up!) talks about his new ridiculously funny documentary/social study The […]

words and photos of Bonde do Role at the Empty Bottle, Chicago: Andrew McLees
At one point, Marina, the hyper-sexed phenom of Brazilian baile funk ballbusters Bonde do Role, her mouth full of fake blood, clipped her partner MC Pedro in the mouth with her mic! She looked positively terrified as Pedro spit out real […]

photos of Le Loup at Shubas in Chicago: Matthew Solarski
words: Andrew McLees
There are groups like, oh, say Peter Bjorn and John, Arcade Fire, and Trail of Dead that have heaps of early web hype to spare like snow outside a cabin door after an avalanche, or prop popcorn at William Atherton’s. These bands’ level of […]

words: Neal Kharms
The fight for his right to sit on couches and tell jaded musicians and loyal (servants?) assistants what to do has certainly paid dividends for Mr. Rick Rubin. As you know through the transcendental meditation that is wasting hours on the ‘Net, the New York Times Magazine has (introduced to the world?) […]

Another day, another ignore article aka coded crack in the flesh. This time we visited Koch Records in the Rotten Apple to speak with rapper Hell Rell of the world-famous Diplomats. He’s not the one who used to rock pink fur like eggs rock Faberge, or the droopy one who says “balllllin’,” or the one […]

Maybe you can recall an instance when you saw a movie in theaters solely to barf laughter at the juxtaposition between one actor guiltily using the worst crackhead voice of all time and all other actors straight-facing it, but we can-fucking-not. PWBA? Mebbs.
Fyi: The new trailers for this put the muzzle on Jackson. Fyi, studio […]