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Harmony Korine is Back From the Brink with “Mister Lonely”October 12th, 2007
image from Mister Lonely
Remember that old photo of Harmony Korine and an inflated-head Ol’ Dirty Bastard in an embrace friendlier than sangria? It’s good to know that one of the ’90s stalwarts of sordidness still walks the planet. Harmony, now 34 (!) and apparently sober, is currently on the festival circuit with his new […]
By ignore staff | Tag: Mister Lonely, Harmony Korine, Wu-Tang, '90s, Rehab, Nuns, Werner Herog, Laddie Thompson Alert, Camp, New York, Cults, Nostalgia, APB, France, Paris, Film | Digg | del.icio.us | Email
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By Hunter Stephenson | Tag: Donkey Kong, Walter Day, Cobra Kai, Mr. Awesome, Steve Wiebe, Seth Lewis Gordon, The King of Kong, Billy Mitchell, Vince Vaughn, Reese Witherspoon, Brian Kuh, Robert Mruczek, The Wizard, Chumpatize, The Only Living Boy in New York, Michael Bacall, Allan Loeb, Four Christmases, Iran, So ambitious, Nostalgia, Watch, History, Photography, Internets, America, Los Angeles, Cults, APB, Pizza, Laffs, White people, Undefeated, Amazing, Vultures, Videogames, Feature, Film | Digg | del.icio.us | Email
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Fox News Being Bombarded By “9/11 Inside Job” Protesters…right now!September 9th, 2007
photo: Neal Kharms
If anyone is watching Fox News (it’s 1 a.m. EST), Geraldo is being drowned out by 9/11 conspiracy protesters chanting, “9/11 was an inside job!” Right before the mustachioed stallion cut to a commerical, he teased about exclusive restroom footage from the Senator Craig fiasco, and then he said verbatim: “I think all […]
By Neal Kharms | Tag: Terrorism, Alex Jones, Geraldo, Osama bin Laden, White people, Post 9/11, APB, America | Digg | del.icio.us | Email
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Be Vewwe Quiet and Rick Rubin & Buddha Will Save the Music BiznessSeptember 7th, 2007
words: Neal Kharms
The fight for his right to sit on couches and tell jaded musicians and loyal (servants?) assistants what to do has certainly paid dividends for Mr. Rick Rubin. As you know through the transcendental meditation that is wasting hours on the ‘Net, the New York Times Magazine has (introduced to the world?) […]
By Neal Kharms | Tag: Death, Contraband, Billions, Amazing, White people, Apple, Trapped in the Closet, Rick Rubin, Vultures, Cute, Rap, Nostalgia, Downer, Go Go Gadget, APB, Panhandlers, Trends, Hype, Los Angeles | Digg | del.icio.us | Email
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The Movie That Made Lame Co-Workers’ Watercooler Impressions OkayAugust 23rd, 2007
Maybe you can recall an instance when you saw a movie in theaters solely to barf laughter at the juxtaposition between one actor guiltily using the worst crackhead voice of all time and all other actors straight-facing it, but we can-fucking-not. PWBA? Mebbs.
Fyi: The new trailers for this put the muzzle on Jackson. Fyi, studio […]
By ignore staff | Tag: Laffs, Amazing, White people, Samuel L. Jackson, Homeless Code of Honor, Josh Hartnett, Crack, Panhandlers, Puberty, Downer, Listen, Watch, Wine, APB, Film | Digg | del.icio.us | Email
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Rat Attack: Brett Ratner Tells ignore Magazine a Shocking SecretAugust 16th, 2007
photos from Rush Hour 3 Miami premiere: Marcello Butron
words: Andrew McLees
We attended the Rush Hour 3 premiere on Miami Beach and spoke with America’s richest, most hated director Brett “the Rat” Ratner. Slightly before we stumbled out to the red carpet, we learned that Brett admitted to getting his first blow job from […]
By Andrew McLees | Tag: Post 9/11, APB, Billions, Downer, Los Angeles, Film, Summer, America, Miami | Digg | del.icio.us | Email
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By ignore staff | Tag: Eww, Hype, Pizza, Chris Penn A-alikes, Cute, APB, Watch, Los Angeles, Summer, Art, Puberty, Nostalgia, Film | Digg | del.icio.us | Email
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Non-Contributors Are Back: First Up, the Horrific Mouth of Jemaine ClementJuly 27th, 2007
words: Hunter Stephenson
Most magazines fill white space near their mastheads with the hip faces of broke freelancers appearing in their issue and ass-kissing blurbs listing their Ivy League educations (but not debts), other awful ad-rags they contribute to, and recent adventures (boredom) they experienced in one the -guays. If a reader is that interested in […]
By Hunter Stephenson | Tag: New Zealand, Eww, Hype, Pay Cable, APB, Non-Contributors, Hipsters | Digg | del.icio.us | Email
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Mom, I’m Going to ‘Nam on a Cruise Ship.July 24th, 2007
words: Shane Marcone
Visiting Tokyo earlier this year will not be topped, but for all the Silly Thing craziness and general retina-fuckery around me, Tokyo still didn’t have anything on par with the awesomeness of New York’s notorious Temptress cruise ship. What better way to rid yourself of another skin-cooking summer in the city than discreetly […]
By Shane Marcone | Tag: APB, Temptress, Post 9/11, New York, Summer, SDRR, Concerts | Digg | del.icio.us | Email
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Jitterbug Makes the Preferred Cell Phone of Preferred Terrorist Cells WorldwideJuly 4th, 2007
If you’ve found yourself standing uncomfortably outside of a Hot Topic while the kid sister shops to Benji Madden’s greatest hits, you may have noticed the preferred cell phone of today’s tweens: the Jitterbug. Leave it to these chatty masterminds to co-opt octogenary-chic before Park Slope. With its customizable-by-order three button design, it got us […]
By ignore staff | Tag: APB, London, Paris, Tokyo, Go Go Gadget, Tweens, Los Angeles, Cults, New York, Post 9/11, Miami | Digg | del.icio.us | Email
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