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Remember that old photo of Harmony Korine and an inflated-head Ol’ Dirty Bastard in an embrace friendlier than sangria? It’s good to know that one of the ’90s stalwarts of sordidness still walks the planet. Harmony, now 34 (!) and apparently sober, is currently on the festival circuit with his new […]

attached at birth: Count Dracula, a Russian Viggo and the Gipper
Like most of David Cronenberg’s cinematism, theatrical audiences (you?) have politely passed by Eastern Promises like a body at a wake in search of mindlessness. We couldn’t do that, specifically our new writer Jesse Bullington, a funnier human Z-Channel with a huge mustache (done right), […]

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Any movie with Emile Hirsch, washed-out tones and a puppy can’t be all bad, right? It would take, let’s say, Sean Penn filling an entire movie screen with the word “alone” carved into a tree to screw that up. And while we’re at it, what if he poured on lots of scenic wilderness […]

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We just launched our latest feature, Sounds Like Kong, and it’s so good we may have to leave our computers and pull a McCandless. In an exclusive interview, director Seth Gordon (the come up!) talks about his new ridiculously funny documentary/social study The […]

Shat on at Cannes a la Medellin on Entourage, relentlessly noogied by studio execs over his budget, and weighed down by three self-written, unfinished graphic novel tie-ins, Richard Kelly finally returns with his epic follow-up to Donnie Darko, Southland Tales; well, with his epic new trailer. But the thing has pop, certifying that at the […]

Have you seen the new Halloween? We liked it (crazy, we know) so much that we decided to shut up all of these AICN geeks crying foul by writing a huge essay on how Michael, long the Horace Grant of American Horror Icons, is finally above Jason, Freddy, Leatherface, Chucky and all of those scrubs.
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Click here to read a discourse on Right at Your Door, the new thriller from the art director-turned-director behind Fight Club and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. The film’s premise is a gnarly dirty bomb attack on Los Angeles. Is it just us or was bin Laden a little […]

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We came across a deviate theater playing David Arquette’s directorial debut The Tripper starring a who’s-who of indie cheekbones, so we decided to cover it. It’s like Gimme Shelter meets Silent Night, Deadly Night or a semi-lame NC-17 Scooby-Doo, with random cameos by Paul Reubens, a squirt gun filled with LSD and, uh, […]

Maybe you can recall an instance when you saw a movie in theaters solely to barf laughter at the juxtaposition between one actor guiltily using the worst crackhead voice of all time and all other actors straight-facing it, but we can-fucking-not. PWBA? Mebbs.
Fyi: The new trailers for this put the muzzle on Jackson. Fyi, studio […]

 
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