Big Girls, Little Trouble : Spank Rock is Back Like Baby-Back Ribs at Outback with “Bangers & Cash”October 4th, 2007

There has been a mercurial airlift exodus from Miami as of late but you wouldn’t thunk it from hearing MC Spank Rock’s new tag team effort with Benny Blanco Bangers & Cash. Seems like jus’ ‘esterday that everyone at the 36th street bar was saying, “Wait, that’s Amanda Blank? No wonder she rolls with Oxy,” […]

Exclusive New Feature! Hotshot Director Seth Gordon Talks “King of Kong,” His New Film with Vince Vaughn, and the Kitchen Sink.October 2nd, 2007

photo: Matt Grayson graphics: Ryan Speer / ignore Magazine
We just launched our latest feature, Sounds Like Kong, and it’s so good we may have to leave our computers and pull a McCandless. In an exclusive interview, director Seth Gordon (the come up!) talks about his new ridiculously funny documentary/social study The […]

Radar Goes Operation Escobarbucks : A Stunt Coke Run Through NYCSeptember 27th, 2007

photo source: Radar
Like 100% of the U.S. populace, we do not acknowledge the physical realm version of Radar Magazine, but, on occasion, we do like to click on it during a boredom riot on the ol’ Bookmarks (sorry RSS, iGoogle and Fuser!). Their new online (print?) feature, “White Mischief” has probably been ripped out of […]

Fake Meg White Sex TapeSeptember 24th, 2007

Click here. Updates arriving soon.
Yes, we said arriving.
And yes, it looks like her.
And yes, this is dos skeezy.
And yes, this is probably the reason why she backed out of the Stripes’ Euro tour due to “acute anxiety.” Seems like a rather big coincidence if it turns out to be a fake.
Commenters be nice.
Pitchfork claims it’s […]

They Are Gods! We Are Worshippers : Le Loup Plays ChicagoSeptember 21st, 2007

photos of Le Loup at Shubas in Chicago: Matthew Solarski
words: Andrew McLees
There are groups like, oh, say Peter Bjorn and John, Arcade Fire, and Trail of Dead that have heaps of early web hype to spare like snow outside a cabin door after an avalanche, or prop popcorn at William Atherton’s. These bands’ level of […]

The Center of a Horror Triple Threat T-ShirtSeptember 7th, 2007

Have you seen the new Halloween? We liked it (crazy, we know) so much that we decided to shut up all of these AICN geeks crying foul by writing a huge essay on how Michael, long the Horace Grant of American Horror Icons, is finally above Jason, Freddy, Leatherface, Chucky and all of those scrubs.
So […]

Gateway to HellAugust 31st, 2007

Due to the tremendous response to our interview with Dipset’s Hell Rell, we’ve added a new fiery portal on our homepage. The more you know.

New Interview! The Diplomats’ Hell Rell Talks Bed-stuy Weirdness, Welfare Supermarket Sweeps and Crack CocaineAugust 24th, 2007

Another day, another ignore article aka coded crack in the flesh. This time we visited Koch Records in the Rotten Apple to speak with rapper Hell Rell of the world-famous Diplomats. He’s not the one who used to rock pink fur like eggs rock Faberge, or the droopy one who says “balllllin’,” or the one […]

As You Were.August 23rd, 2007

We at ignore are glad to announce that the magazine is now hosted by (mt) Media Temple. The commenting feature on Quality Smack has returned (hey mongrels!) and the site will resume proper disfunction tomorrow. Cheers, ignore web staff

Charmin or Sea Shells? GOOD Magazine Has the Answer Graphed, Sidebarred and Bullet Pointed.August 20th, 2007

 

 image: GOOD Magazine
We decided to write a letter to GOOD Magazine, the new eco-friendly baby-footed rag dedicated to informing all of us about the inherent evil of plastic bags and pointing out that Iraq’s latest veterans wear hoodies modeled in XXL and are mostly 6-to-7s. We were going to print it on “surface-treated opaque 30% […]