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Remember that old photo of Harmony Korine and an inflated-head Ol’ Dirty Bastard in an embrace friendlier than sangria? It’s good to know that one of the ’90s stalwarts of sordidness still walks the planet. Harmony, now 34 (!) and apparently sober, is currently on the festival circuit with his new […]

There has been a mercurial airlift exodus from Miami as of late but you wouldn’t thunk it from hearing MC Spank Rock’s new tag team effort with Benny Blanco Bangers & Cash. Seems like jus’ ‘esterday that everyone at the 36th street bar was saying, “Wait, that’s Amanda Blank? No wonder she rolls with Oxy,” […]

“Click to play me.” - voice of a fly
As a side-effect to our new feature, many of us are wasting precious time on ’80s emulators when we could be working on new features. Well, not really. We have plenty of stuff in store for simian trash to rip-on on Smack’s beloved comment section. But we […]

photo: Matt Grayson graphics: Ryan Speer / ignore Magazine
We just launched our latest feature, Sounds Like Kong, and it’s so good we may have to leave our computers and pull a McCandless. In an exclusive interview, director Seth Gordon (the come up!) talks about his new ridiculously funny documentary/social study The […]

Have you seen the new Halloween? We liked it (crazy, we know) so much that we decided to shut up all of these AICN geeks crying foul by writing a huge essay on how Michael, long the Horace Grant of American Horror Icons, is finally above Jason, Freddy, Leatherface, Chucky and all of those scrubs.
So […]

words: Neal Kharms
The fight for his right to sit on couches and tell jaded musicians and loyal (servants?) assistants what to do has certainly paid dividends for Mr. Rick Rubin. As you know through the transcendental meditation that is wasting hours on the ‘Net, the New York Times Magazine has (introduced to the world?) […]

Another day, another ignore article aka coded crack in the flesh. This time we visited Koch Records in the Rotten Apple to speak with rapper Hell Rell of the world-famous Diplomats. He’s not the one who used to rock pink fur like eggs rock Faberge, or the droopy one who says “balllllin’,” or the one […]

Discourse Excerpt: America has fucked itself and the world has started to die in less time than it has taken Camp Lo to drop a proper sophomore album. Did these guys get locked inside Uptown Saturday Night’s cover after the switch was flipped? Give us a good single at least. Man, goddamn it. […]

 image: GOOD Magazine
We decided to write a letter to GOOD Magazine, the new eco-friendly baby-footed rag dedicated to informing all of us about the inherent evil of plastic bags and pointing out that Iraq’s latest veterans wear hoodies modeled in XXL and are mostly 6-to-7s. We were going to print it on “surface-treated opaque 30% […]

image: MGM
words: Tiffany Rainey
At the culmination of contemporary Americana high school fable Charlie Bartlett, when rich boy-cum-stall psychiatrist Charlie flushes his gargantuan stash of Klonopin, Adderall and Xanax to its watery grave, the handful of Miami scene sociopaths socialites gathered in the screening room of the Sagamore on South Beach erupted in exaggerated […]