There has been a mercurial airlift exodus from Miami as of late but you wouldn’t thunk it from hearing MC Spank Rock’s new tag team effort with Benny Blanco Bangers & Cash. Seems like jus’ ‘esterday that everyone at the 36th street bar was saying, “Wait, that’s Amanda Blank? No wonder she rolls with Oxy,” […]

photo source: Radar
Like 100% of the U.S. populace, we do not acknowledge the physical realm version of Radar Magazine, but, on occasion, we do like to click on it during a boredom riot on the ol’ Bookmarks (sorry RSS, iGoogle and Fuser!). Their new online (print?) feature, “White Mischief” has probably been ripped out of […]

If you do not believe that the United States will strike Iran before Bush leaves office, look at these photos. President Ahmadinejad has quickly taken the seat labeled Enemy #1. Everything is “falling into place,” eh?

photos of protest at Columbia University by Shawn Wines

photos from this weekend’s protests in Washington, D.C. by Kira Wisniewski

photo: Neal Kharms
If anyone is watching Fox News (it’s 1 a.m. EST), Geraldo is being drowned out by 9/11 conspiracy protesters chanting, “9/11 was an inside job!” Right before the mustachioed stallion cut to a commerical, he teased about exclusive restroom footage from the Senator Craig fiasco, and then he said verbatim: “I think all […]

image: Lions Gate Entertainment
Click here to read a discourse on Right at Your Door, the new thriller from the art director-turned-director behind Fight Club and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. The film’s premise is a gnarly dirty bomb attack on Los Angeles. Is it just us or was bin Laden a little […]

 image: GOOD Magazine
We decided to write a letter to GOOD Magazine, the new eco-friendly baby-footed rag dedicated to informing all of us about the inherent evil of plastic bags and pointing out that Iraq’s latest veterans wear hoodies modeled in XXL and are mostly 6-to-7s. We were going to print it on “surface-treated opaque 30% […]

photos from Rush Hour 3 Miami premiere: Marcello Butron
words: Andrew McLees
We attended the Rush Hour 3 premiere on Miami Beach and spoke with America’s richest, most hated director Brett “the Rat” Ratner. Slightly before we stumbled out to the red carpet, we learned that Brett admitted to getting his first blow job from […]

image: Magnolia Pictures
words: Zach Stephenson
The main failing with The Host is a no-brainer and the same reason why Rob Zombie’s Halloween reimagining will be quickly forgotten after its release on August 31: the film treats its horror subject like a Transformer. Where shots of the creature need to be short, abrasive and indirect, they are […]

photo: Zach Stephenson
This place is in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, still. Pretty tasty. That’s a butter knife, not a white something else. That’d be racist.