Oh My, Sasha Was White, Er, RightOctober 19th, 2007

 words: Brianna Shore
Sasha Frere-Jones(z) is getting mucho flacko for his recent essay on the mass Colgating of ’00s indie rock. And we have to agree. The rock music that rules the Internets is primarily decided by people who go to Jelly. Sunset Rubdown? Jose Gonzalez? The fucking Virgins? Used to be, those were the into-the-stacks, […]

Non-Contributors: Visa Diva SupersoakersOctober 16th, 2007

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Eh? Eh? Ehhhh!October 11th, 2007

photo source: Daily Mail UK
“Once the ear has fully developed [performance artist Stelios Arcadious] hopes to get a microphone implanted as well: ‘I hope to have a tiny microphone implanted to it that will connect with a bluetooth transmitter; that way you can listen to what my ear is hearing.’”
Somewhere John McEnroe and Larry David […]

We’re So Happy Together : We Wanted to Like “Into the Wild”…October 9th, 2007

image: Paramount Vantage
Any movie with Emile Hirsch, washed-out tones and a puppy can’t be all bad, right? It would take, let’s say, Sean Penn filling an entire movie screen with the word “alone” carved into a tree to screw that up. And while we’re at it, what if he poured on lots of scenic wilderness […]

Exclusive New Feature! Hotshot Director Seth Gordon Talks “King of Kong,” His New Film with Vince Vaughn, and the Kitchen Sink.October 2nd, 2007

photo: Matt Grayson graphics: Ryan Speer / ignore Magazine
We just launched our latest feature, Sounds Like Kong, and it’s so good we may have to leave our computers and pull a McCandless. In an exclusive interview, director Seth Gordon (the come up!) talks about his new ridiculously funny documentary/social study The […]

…They Don’t Use Vaseline, They Use Jam : Animal Collective in PortlandSeptember 28th, 2007

photos of Animal Collective in Portland by Jackie Gomez
words: Brendan Grubb
Animal Collective shared their duly-hyphened minds like Johnny Appleseed with a large crowd of minors last Sunday at Portland’s annoyingly voluminous Roseland Theater. Like most press peoples, I was crammed into the balcony section like luggage next to the aged & bittered to witness […]

Radar Goes Operation Escobarbucks : A Stunt Coke Run Through NYCSeptember 27th, 2007

photo source: Radar
Like 100% of the U.S. populace, we do not acknowledge the physical realm version of Radar Magazine, but, on occasion, we do like to click on it during a boredom riot on the ol’ Bookmarks (sorry RSS, iGoogle and Fuser!). Their new online (print?) feature, “White Mischief” has probably been ripped out of […]

The Decline of Signs in Western Civilization : Photos From Washington, D.C. for ignore MagazineSeptember 17th, 2007

photos from this weekend’s protests in Washington, D.C. by Kira Wisniewski

Each 1, Teach 1September 13th, 2007

words: the Hater
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Gray Haired Bob and Soul Patched David: “We’re Reunited. Now Blog About How Great We, Err, Used to Be.”September 12th, 2007

Nearly ten years after they were told to leave HBO, Bob Odenkirk and David Cross are working on a new show for the network. After Odenkirk’s depressing stints as a director on Let’s Go to Prison and this weekend’s The Brothers Solomon (which debuted outside the fucking top 20, yikes), and Cross’s ridiculous Le Tigre […]